My children and I will be going SOMEWHERE for next Spring Break. Somewhere around the time I was glancing over the announcement of snow (Yes, SNOW) in Portland, something just snapped in the back of my head that I am just too old for this kind of stuff. I’m all for not having a heat stroke in the Summer but these freakishly cold Springs and Summers have finally got on my last nerve. No, I don’t want to be sitting up in a parka watching fireworks. No, I don’t want to ski or snowboard for Independence Day. So we are going to go somewhere and get our warmth on.