Children, especially teenagers, please keep the following in mind before you attempt to dupe your parents. 1. We were children and even -gasp- teenagers so we know a bit about youthful ventures to stick it to the man. 2. We have had the opportunity to watch you growing and learning for the last thirteen years or so. We know how your minds work. 3. We have your DNA so we REALLY know how your mind works. Young people, remember these three things so that you will not be busted in the midst of foolishness. That is all.