My epic road trip would be all over the United States (the last time we did an epic road trip, we went from the Pacific Northwest to the deep South and back. We went through three rental vehicles. Don’t ask.). We’d drive East to the Midwest (doesn’t that sound like somebody’s going the wrong way), drive further East to the Eastern Seaboard, go South, then back West through the South, and back up the West Coast. I’m pretty pressed for time today so I’m in the planning stages right now. I’m really excited, because I’m sitting here thinking, I can actually DO this! It would be so much fun, but we’d probably have to not do a road trip for about three or four years after that because even with good hotels, even family members need breaks from road togetherness.