Okay. There will probably be one, maybe two more posts before the the end of the year. The Holidays have had me running!! But I am taking the time to write this because it needed to be said.
Santa Claus is nasty.
Freaky even. I got a whole new theory on all them elves up at the North Pole. How could I possibly come with such disturbing information on a kids’ best friend during the Holidays? I saw him. That’s right. I was watching television after the news went off, and guess what? Santa was on a commercial SHOPPING IN A LOCAL ADULT STORE!!! The commercial was for Fascinations adult shop. He and Mrs. Claus was in the shop giving each other these freaky looks. Then Santa was holding up hangers of leather draws up to himself. Not to mention the gift baskets full of edible lotions and stuff…
Santa Claus is a stone bold freak. *Shaking my head* All up on television, buying tapes, draws and edible massage oil. What has the world come to?
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