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Yesterday my treadmill finally arrived. I thought okay, I’ll put some screws, maybe some nuts and bolts in, plug the joker in and be ready to go. Why to I need an adjustable wrench. Needlenose pliers. Wirecutters. And a phillips screwdriver. just to assemble this joker? What in the world? I really need to get more money so I can start getting all of my stuff assembled or something. At least in fewer pieces like Pottery Barn. That’s my place right there.
Bump this saving money and assemble it yourself junk. I am just getting too old for this mess. It is time to streamline. And assembly of furniture and assembly anything bigger than a toilet paper holder is about to be the first category of stuff to get DELEGATED.


2 responses to “Untitled”

  1. Berry Avatar
    Berry

    I hear ya’ Send that bad boy back! You can run in place and pretend it is a treadmill. Hey, it worked back in the day in gym class. LOL! Hope you are enjoying your equipment though.

  2. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    LOL… No not the running in place… Oh my goodness…

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