Today I looked at the baby (after she was put down for a HARD EARNED NAP) and thought, God really has a sense of humor. Here are some of the reasons I think He made babies cute.
because they don’t want to keep their bib on and then they are covered in spaghetti and cheese and then they want you to pick them up and hug them so you can be covered in spaghetti and cheese.
because they want to pull your earrings off.
because they want to pull your hair.
because they want to gnaw on a biter biscuit and then kiss you on the cheek with biscuit juice.
because then they want to rub the biscuit juice in your hair.
because they just got their teeth and they need to make sure that they work by biting somebody.
because they need you to keep them around after you tell them to say “ma-ma” and they give you a rasberry instead.
because they want to dive off of the sofa head first.
because they want to pee on the scale at the pediatrician’s office.
Have you smelled babies that have started eating solid food? Somebody has to clean up after that.
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