Kicked in the butt by legos

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I sit here with my foot, behind and ego wracked with pain. I have been kicked in the butt by Lego blocks. That’s right. Those little blocks that kids make everything from zoos to houses to castles to cars to anything you can think of. Those little blocks that misguided parents like me purchase so that kids can use their imaginations. Somebody at that company is really sadistic.
My descent began when I stepped on one of the five year old’s Duplos. You know, the big Legos for preschoolers. While my foot was throbbing, the baby crawled under me and then I was screaming, struggling for balance, and trying not to crush her all at the same time. Add to that the fact that the computer desk was in my way and I wound up with a gash on my behind (which tore up my cute little powder blue capris, oh well) and a sore foot. That’s Legos – 2, Me – 1 (well, I didn’t land on the baby).


7 responses to “Kicked in the butt by legos”

  1. Berry Avatar
    Berry

    Oh no…you probably have a huge bruise forming too. Glad you didn’t fall on the baby!

  2. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    I am too, and I am kind of puffy right now. Blasted legos.

  3. glory Avatar
    glory

    it’s a c-o-n-spiracy, i tell you!

  4. SimplyDiva Avatar
    SimplyDiva

    My poor baby!!! You probably scared the heck out of her with all of that hollering and screaming and jumping and whatnot!

  5. mrs.tj Avatar
    mrs.tj

    Good Times…thinking about the LEGOS. As I got older I would find my legos in the waste basket.
    Hmmmm…I wonder why?
    holla!

  6. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    Glory: Yeah, I know the man is keepin us down through those plastic bricks. Why don’t they make legos in white? Think about it. LOL.

    Mrs. TJ: Mine simply disappeared at a certain point in time. I don’t question it anymore… LOL.

  7. melette Avatar
    melette

    I guess it would be wrong for me to laugh at this, huh?

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