Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, roman candles??

On my way home yesterday through my peripheral vision I noticed a fireworks tent in the neighborhood Burger King parking lot. I had to do a 180 because it just did not seem possible – as far as I could remember that parking lot contained the bare essentials – a few spaces and a drive-through. They managed to fit it in so people could drive around the tent and get fireworks en route to their Whoppers and Crispy Chicken Snack Wraps, or have an awkward to hazardous experience attempting to get out of the lot because they just wanted the fireworks. Good times.