Eight votes.

Jazz music is playing in the background and reporters and photographers are gathered at what appears to be a hotel ballroom. One of Michelle Bachmann’s staffers has come out and informed the press that she’ll be out in two minutes. I’m sitting here wondering if I’m going to be sitting here in two minutes, much less through what is being pushed as an announcement of a “campaign suspension.” Does anyone ever unsuspend a campaign?

Mitt Romney’s campaign (and his PAC) spent all of that money in Iowa and he eeked out an eight vote victory. Over Rick Santorum (though he DID spend nine months there).┬áIt’s primary season. Yay?