Because you might need one. A 3/4 pound patty of ground chuck. Prime. Deep fried bacon. And onion rings. Sandwiched between two grilled cheese sandwiches. One cheddar and one swiss. It’s called the triple bypass burger, well at least it WAS (I think it’s death on a bun now). I think this started with one of those huge ridiculous burger king breakfast sandwiches. Then there was deep fried everything at the state fairs. Don’t forget the sandwich served between two chicken breasts. And the one served between two Krispy Kreme donuts. Now we have this. . Sigh. But you know somebody ordered it, right? And liked it. Sigh. Sigh. I hope they have good health insurance.