I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus…

Al: I hate that song. Turn it off please.

TJ: Well, you know, Al, The boy saw his mama kissing his daddy dressed as Santa Claus.

Al: He couldn’t recognize his own dad dressed in a Santa suit?

TJ: Maybe he was up on the stairs or something, too far to see… (shakes head at the realization that my son thinks Santa is a homewrecker, all the while knowing it’s completely possible these days that dude’s mommy could have been getting a little “in house assistance” from a man dressed as saint nick. *sigh*)