Will I be a cougar when I grow up?

Up until now, I have not heard anything good about being a cougar, but according to something I read this morning, it’s something to aspire to. Now, I always wanted to keep things looking good past a certain age, don’t get me wrong, but a cougar… hmmmm… When I think of cougars, I think of calling animal control, so maybe I just want to be another species. Not all wilding out, but plenty ferocious to handle business. Then again, what am I talking about? I’m not even a cat person, but if I was, I’d go with the lynx. Folk dont try to keep em as pets or nothin (for the most part – I know there are stupid folk everywhere), but they dont end up gettin darts in their butts everytime somebody sees em strutting around the neighborhood. Cause cougars get tagged on sight out here. LOLOL.