Your Wife is Cheating on Us

Hey Mister, your wife is cheating on us.
I thought you had yourself a good woman
I thought you had someone
we both could trust.

One of my friends has been chatting with a man for several months and the guy is, how shall we say, a bit slow on the draw. Shoot, he hasn’t even obtained the pen and paper to draw with. He’s not even in the store to buy the pen and paper. Not even on that side of the neighborhood. Not even in the car on the street on the way to the neighborhood. He’s that slow on the draw.

At first I thought that it was due to the fact that men are a bit hesitant when it comes to relationships after a traumatic breakup (or so they say), but this cat isn’t even bringing basic interest to the table, you know? Which led me to the sad conclusion that my friend’s virtual crush is simply in abundant supply of male bovine excrement, a wife, a girlfriend, maybe both, kids and a couple of dogs. LOL.

He has everything to say EXCEPT the stuff that indicates an honest interest in anything but chatting. He’s got talk for days about the future, but still hasn’t come around to asking for a phone number. After several months. If you’re just not that into somebody, why even fake the funk with a lot of cyber expressions about times to come. What’s the point of that? Entertainment? Books and music are available. I know that I’ve been off the market for over a decade now, but I still think that SUCKS. Wouldn’t his wife, girlfriend or both better appreciate the energy spent? I think she or they would.