I might have to watch the Oscars after all.

After I had sworn them off in the face of pimps and hoes parading on stage. Oh well. Jennifer Hudson WON!!! I’m so glad she won and that she dedicated her award to Florence Ballard. That was really nice. I was telling my husband that I don’t appreciate the fact that they cut out the star swag. I mean, what if one of my babies gets access to what would have been VIP swag. The IRS is messing with my perks. I didnt change all them nasty diapers for nothin… Just kidding. Not really.