One can of penetrating lubricant. Check.

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I know that I have had my share of, ahem, interesting interactions with the people in blue, but today was not so bad. On my way home from the gym this morning, I thought I’d check the mailbox and be on my way. Well, my key couldnt get into my lock and so I was left in the cold with bent up fingers (impression of the key from where I tried to keep pushing it in – I wanted my mail, okay?). I called the post office and they gave me the number to my local post office people responsible for delivery. Then I called them and got in touch with the local person and my mail person called me on my phone to let me know she would give me my mail. It only took one national call, two regional and two local calls and I had my mail within two hours from the time I placed my first call. Didn’t even have to bring the tri city postal inspector into it this time. Can you tell I have a tendency to escalate? Hee hee.

So I have my mail and all is right with the world and I’ll also be off to the hardware store to get some penetrating lubricant for the lock so that I don’t have to make so many calls next time. Maybe it’s just me, but something just sounds a little kinky about asking the hardware guy where the penetrating lubricant is.

13 responses to “One can of penetrating lubricant. Check.”

  1. Brotha Buck Avatar
    Brotha Buck

    Penetrating lubricant? Dang, I’d never have guessed I’d found those words in that post. I’m glad I read on.

  2. Brotha Buck Avatar
    Brotha Buck

    Penetrating lubricant? Dang, I’d never have guessed I’d found those words in that post. I’m glad I read on.

  3. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    LOL…Now for the hardware store…LOL

  4. Diva (in Demand) Avatar
    Diva (in Demand)

    You know I hollered right? I saw the title and thought you were posting about Amazon. LOL

  5. Diva (in Demand) Avatar
    Diva (in Demand)

    You know I hollered right? I saw the title and thought you were posting about Amazon. LOL

  6. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    Maybe one day I will do that (when I have a password lock or something). I’m still traumatized by what I saw. I saw WAY TOO MUCH.

  7. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    Maybe one day I will do that (when I have a password lock or something). I’m still traumatized by what I saw. I saw WAY TOO MUCH.

  8. melette Avatar
    melette

    You are special. You know that right? LOL!!!

  9. melette Avatar
    melette

    You are special. You know that right? LOL!!!

  10. Teenage Perfectionist Avatar
    Teenage Perfectionist

    I like your blog TJ. COOOOOOOOOL!!

  11. Teenage Perfectionist Avatar
    Teenage Perfectionist

    I like your blog TJ. COOOOOOOOOL!!

  12. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    Melette: If you mean that in a good way, then yeah. LOL

    Teenage Perfectionist: Hey! Thanks. I’m glad you like it.

  13. TJ Avatar
    TJ

    Melette: If you mean that in a good way, then yeah. LOL

    Teenage Perfectionist: Hey! Thanks. I’m glad you like it.

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